It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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