i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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