so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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