so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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