My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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