Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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