come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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