What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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