Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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