some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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