I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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