Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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