Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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