Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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