It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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