By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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