what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Why is there bacon in the couch?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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