we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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