Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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