Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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