therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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