I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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