We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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