I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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