guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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