we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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