if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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