she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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