i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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