He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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