the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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