Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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