Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We're too hungover to prance.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Randomize
