You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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