I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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