My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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