my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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