saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
this boner is exhausting
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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