Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Dicks are not precious.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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