Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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