She announced her abortion via fbk
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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