What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
