I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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