I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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