The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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