there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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