I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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