North Korea, Best Korea!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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