I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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