I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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