i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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