brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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