My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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