Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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