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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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