Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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