Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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